I miss my fifty. But not that much!
Who are you? I don't see your head........(watch Christine finish this post off..just watch..)
Well...... since you said something.....

Actually since I'm just taking a break at work I gotta maintain *some* professionalism..... don't really know why.....

Actually in all seriousness, what about a different format for "star" ratings? Something like Ebay uses where you only have one star but it's color coded based on feedback score.
Mine happens to be red right now.....

That way we all have one star and only one star..... don't know if anyone else is up for that idea or how much work it would be, but I'll throw out the idea.....